MIL
There are several reasons why you should be thankful that you are not my mother-in-law. For example, for mother’s day I will buy you the most wonderful book by one of our favorite authors. But, I will forget to bring it to you when I visit. Instead, I simply tease you and tell you what book I’ve bought you. Then two months later, after having multiple opportunities to give you the book, it still remains on my coffee table. Until a day like today, when I decided that I want to read it. I will probably continue to tease you by telling you how wonderful it is and how I can’t read it in public because I end up laughing out loud and also wanting to cry.
Yes, be thankful that you are not my mother-in-law.
By the time you finish the book, I’ll be ready for it….I’m loving Eat, Pray, Love. I’ll be finished by the time you get back from Blogher, so read fast, and laugh and cry lots- out loud even.
And just for the record….I love being your mother-in-law.